This is officially the best thing I have ever seen on Tumblr.
WHERE DID THEY FIND THE PERFECT LOCATION
there is even a fucking sailors ship in the back!
Who are they where is this from link me to a video somEONE PLEASE
if you kill a guy who has a boner does his penis continue to be erect or what
Yes. It does actually. And when they go to the morgue to be prepared for burial, the person cleaning them up and such breaks it so it lays flat.
“So what do you do for a living?
“I put makeup on dead people and snap boners.”
“Good for you to get us out of trouble like that.”
“Mind you, we did save her life!”
“Mind you, she might not have needed saving if you hadn’t insulted her.”
“…what are friends for?”
Harry Potter & Objects [2/4]
A list of what I’m done with:
But what about:
This is the most perfect summary of the German language I’ve ever seen
if u dont give me ur wifi password when i come to your house i will never come to your house again
I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.
Dont be afraid to confess how utterly in love w/ me you are its okay
ok my sister comes home and says she has some popcorn for me right and i see this
I COULD END WORLD HUNGER WITH THIS LOOK HOW BIG IT IS